Don't you hate happy couples? I mean, those couples which are so obnoxiously sweet and romantic, gazing into each others eyes, the same type that has monogrammed towels in their bathroom? Here's the perfect toilet for them.
I love ornament, so expect a lot of these. This one almost looks like it's entirely tattooed with Henna. Henna is a plant which can produce a dye used since antiquity to stain skin, hair, fingernails, leather and wool. It is used to produce beautifully intricate temporary body art tattoos which can last several days.
Used since the Bronze Age, the earliest mentions of henna use are in preparation for marriage and fertility celebrations. Henna was regarding as having "Barakah", that is, blessings, and was applied for luck, joy and beauty.
If you are interested in learning how to apply and create henna patterns, visit this terrific complete site: http://www.hennapage.com/henna/what/freebooks/index.html
If you want your tush smelling like flowers while you go, forget air fresheners! Just get this flower toilet and poop sitting on soft flower petals. Air fresheners are used to mask the unpleasant odors which are, unfortunately, part of the process of getting rid of our human waste. Most air fresheners only contain perfumes and just mask the odors. Some air fresheners can absorb the unpleasant odors, and can neutralize and disinfect at the same time.
Dragons are, of course, mythical creatures. But if they are anything like their relatives lizards, they have the habit of defecating into their water, especially if living in captivity, which is a pretty gross habit in my opinion. If you have a pet lizard, it's a good idea to change its water daily or even twice a day, to keep it clean. Or you could try to teach it how to use one of these wonderful toilets found here! [post-content-sharing post_id="15"]
For those who tend to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. If you get up to pee at night too frequently, you might have what is called "Nocturnal Polyuria". Common causes for nocturnal polyuria can be congestive heart failure, abnormally low blood level of albumin, impairment of the flow of blood through veins, excessive fluid intake, use of long acting diuretics, sleep apnea or insomnia. To help, reduce the amount of fluids you consume, especially alcohol and caffeine, exercise regularly, wear elastic support stockings, put your feet up after lunch to reduce fluid build up or take a diuretic to help eliminate the builds before going to bed.
A fancy, poofy pooper for those with a little bit more demanding behinds.
I'm sure I wouldn't want to sit on this one. The term Viking is used to refer to Norse explorers, warriors, merchants and pirates who raided, traded and explored in large areas of Europe, Asia and North Atlantic Islands, from the late 8th to mid 11th century. Highly romanticized, common depictions show Vikings as being brutes or intrepid barbaric adventurers, with horned helmets and drinking out of goblets made of skulls. However, historians have not been able to prove conclusively these misconceptions, and no preserved horned helmet was every found.
Interesting enough, according to the BBC Primary History site, there were no bathrooms in the Viking home. Most people probably washed in a wooden bucket or the nearest stream. Instead of toilets, people used cesspits, which are holes dug outside for toilet waste. How did they keep the smell and unsightly view from passerby's? They built a fence around the cesspit. Many of these cesspits have been found by archeologists studying Viking remains.Sources: http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/primaryhistory/vikings/vikings_at_home/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking
Tiki refers to large wood and stone carvings of humanoid forms in Central Eastern Polynesian cultures of the Pacific Ocean. There are dozens of languages found in these islands which include, among others, New Zealand, Hawaii, Easter Island, Tahiti, and the Maori Islands. In the Māori language, the word 'tiki' was the name given to large wooden carvings in roughly human shape, although this is a somewhat archaic usage. The carvings often serve to mark the boundaries of sacred or significant sites.
According to the Maori Dictionary, wharepaku (also where paku or heketua) is the noun for toilet, lavatory, convenience, latrine, loo, bog. The "Wh" is sounded almost like an "F" and the R is pronounced rolling.
I tried to see if there were any unique designs for the Polynesian toilets, but they were disappointingly exactly like the American ones. Oh well, I like mine better.
This is my second fantasy toilet, and it was made inspired by a creepy-crawler centipede-like bug. Although I don't have the original centipede picture, I still have some studies of the shapes and elements extracted from the bug, which I call my "warm-up" drawings.
This was my first fantasy toilet design. I want to imagine that it's like a sort of aquatic, submarine theme. After all, it is a container for items with buoyancy (or not).
Floaters Versus Sinkers
According to this article published at the PoopReport, Sinker Poops (which have had a bad rap for a long time) are not as bad as you think. While many vegetarians might have you in search of the perfect holy grail Floating poop, the reality is that floaters are caused by gas, making the mass less dense.
The article goes on to explain the difference between the Floaters and Sinkers, and attempts to dismiss some of the commonly known assumptions.Source: http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Content/float.html
A toilet is a sanitation fixture used primarily for the disposal of human excrement, often found in a small room referred to as a toilet or bathroom or lavatory. Flush toilets, which are common in many parts of the world, may be connected to a nearby septic tank or more commonly in urban areas via a sewerage system to a more distant sewage treatment plant... Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet After showing my boyfriend a few pictures of a class I taught 10 years ago on fantasy design, he dared me to create 100 fantasy toilets. Why not?
Pooper, crapper, turlet, latrine. EVERYBODY goes, no matter how rich or how powerful.
This picture shows the first toilet drawing I created for the class.